Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
I hate when I’m listening to music and I forget I’m listening to it on Tumblr…
I’m just jamming out like:
Then I see something I wanna reblog:
But once I reblog it the music stops and I’m just like:
(Source: doctorwhooters)
A life with Facebook sluts: .
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
(Source: dreamuntilyourdreamscometruee)
